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Ok there is this guy trying to get through the border,the guy at the border says if you make a sentance with conservational pink and yellow Ill let you through.So the next day the guy comes back and says I made my sentance,The phone went conservational conservational I pink it up and said “Yellow”
if you have ever slow danced at the waffle house, you might be a redneck
yo mama is so stupid, she thought ihop was a pogo stick made by apple.
there was an american, a russian, and a blonde sitting in a room. the russian said to them, haha we were the first in space. the american said, haha we were the first on the moon. the blonde said,oh yeah well me and my blonde friends are going to be the first on the sun. the other two looked at her and said you cant do that, youll burn up! the blonde smile d and said, well were smart, were going to go at night.
YO MAMA SO FAT THAT SHE HAD TO USE A KING MATRESS FOR A TAMPON!!!!
YO MAMA SO OLD THAT JURASSIC PARK REMINDED HER ABOUT THE GOOD OL’ TIMES!!!
Okay so this blonde walks into an appliance store and says to the clerk, ” I want that microwave “. The clerk said, ” I dont sell to blonds”. So the blonde goes and dies her hair black. She tells the clerk at the store, ” I want that microwave!”. Again the clerk said, ” I dont sell to blonds. ” AGAIN the blonde goes and puts on a man’s disguise… she tells the store clerk, ” I WANT THAT MICROWAVEEE!! “. Te clerk said, ” I DONT SELL TO BLONDS!! “. The blond questioned the man how he knew it was her each time and he answered, ” That is a DVD player “….
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yo mama so dumb she sat on the TV and mind the couch
if you want more there are a few on my gaia profile in my journal my username is MyN4m3IsAlex
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