Cаn bе videos lіkе thіѕ one:http://youtube.com/mind?v=awqKkd9pSf8 οr pics lіkе thіѕ:http://www.funnyandjokes.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/redneck-barbie.jpg Or jokes lіkе thеѕе:A brunette goes tο thе doctor аnd аѕ ѕhе touches each раrt οf hеr body wіth hеr finger ѕhе ѕауѕ, “Doctor іt hυrtѕ everywhere. Mу leg hυrtѕ, mу arm hυrtѕ, mу neck hυrtѕ, аnd even mу head hυrtѕ!” Thе doctor qυеѕtіοnѕ, “Wеrе уου еνеr a Blonde?”
“Yes, I wаѕ.” ѕhе аnѕwеrѕ. “Whу dο уου qυеѕtіοn?”
Thе doctor аnѕwеrѕ, “bесаυѕе уουr finger іѕ broken!”
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I walked into McDonalds and questioned for some fries. And the lady said “Would you like some fries with that”
Then she realized what she said. T__T
no nothing amusing fm me.
sorry i have nothing.. but urs are hilarious!
STATE OF ALABAMA DRIVERS LICENSE APPLICATION
Last name: _________________
First name:
(Check appropriate box)
[_] billy bob [_] Bobby-Sue
[_] Billy-Joe [_] Bobby-Jo
[_] Billy-Ray [_] Bobby-Ann
[_] Billy-Sue [_] Bobby-Lee
[_] Billy-Mae [_] Bobby-Ellen
[_] Billy-Jack [_] Bobby-Beth Ann Sue
Age: ______ (if unsure, guess)
Sex: _____M_____F_____Not sure
Shoe Size: _____Left_____Right
Occupation:
[_] planter [_] Mechanic
[_] Hair Dresser [_] Waitress
[_] Unemployed [_] Dirty Politician
Spouse’s Name_________________________
2nd Spouse’s Name: _________________
3rd Spouse’s Name: _________________
Lover’s Name: ________________________
2nd Lover’s Name: ___________________
Relationship to spouse:
[_] Sister [_] Aunt
[_] Brother [_] Uncle
[_] Mother [_] Son
[_] Father [_] Daughter
[_] Cousin [_] Pet
Number of family living in household: _____
Number of family living in shed: _____
Number that are yours: _____
Mother’s Name: ___________________
Father’s Name: ___________________ (If not sure, leave blank)
Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)
Do you [_] own or [_] rent your mobile home?
___ Total number of vehicles that you own
___ Number of vehicles that still crank
___ Number of vehicles in front yard
___ Number of vehicles in back yard
___ Number of vehicles on cement blocks
Where your firearms are kept:
[_] car [_] kitchen
[_] bedroom [_] bathroom
[_] shed
Model and year of your pickup: _______ 194_
Do you have a gun rack?
[_] Yes [_] No; if no, please clarify:
_____________________
Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:
[_] National Enquirer [_] The Globe
[_] TV Guide [_] Soap Opera Digest
[_] Rifle and Shotgun
___ Number of times you’ve seen a UFO
___ Number of times you’ve seen Elvis
___ Number of times you’ve seen Elvis in a UFO
How often do you bathe:
[_] Weekly
[_] Monthly
[_] Not applicable
Color of teeth:
[_] Yellow [_] Brownish-Yellow
[_] Brown [_] Black
[_] N/A
How many?_____
Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer: [_] Red-Man
How far is your home from a lined road?
[_] 200-400 miles
[_] over 400 miles
[_] what’s a miles?
a video thats sorta amusing
http://www.youtube.com/mind?v=9tXr1VHeIis
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