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Whаt dіd thе redneck girl ѕау wіth thе first time ѕhе hаd sex?
” Gеt οff mе paw….уουr’re crushin’ ma cigarettes!”
What is your best redneck joke? ?
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Ya ha ha ha!
*squeals of delight*
You make Spanky laugh!
Rednecks are a joke when all’s said and done.
End of thread.
redneck jokes are so ancient.
and quite insulting because EVERYONE in th U.S are nothing but rednecks….
how sad.
Did you know the Toothbrush was invented by a redneck, otherwise it would be called a Teethbrush.
What did the redneck girl say to her friends with she had sex with her boyfriend. “Girls, cuzin billy is small, even worse than uncle bob.”
what did the red neck say to wednesday
going for 27?
I mowed my lawn and found a car
Har, Har, Har….
You know you’re staying in a redneck motel, when you call up the front desk to say you gotta leak in the sink, and the guy says, “Go ahead.”
billybob,if we get divorced will you still be my brother?
A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the game of chance. He goes to Austin to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number. The Redneck says, “I want my $20 million.”
The man answered, “No, sir. It doesn’t work that way. We give you a million today and then you’ll get the rest spread out for the next 19 years.”
The Redneck said, “Oh, no. I want all my money right now! I won it and I want it.”
Again, the man clarify that he would only get a million that day and the rest during the next 19 years.
The Redneck, furious with the man, screams out, “Look, I want my money! If you’re not going to give me my $20 million right now, then I want my dollar back!”
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