Do you have redneck friends?

All my friends a rednecks… But if I told you the Jokes… It would be too censored to even read…

But heres one that ain’t terrible.

Two Redneck were having the Blue Plate Special at their favorite car stop when they heard this dreadful choking sound. They turned around to see a lady, sitting a few bar stools down from them, turning blue from the Armadillo burger she ate too quick.

The first Redneck said to the other, “Reckon we oughtta help?”
“Yep, reckon so”, says the second.

The first Redneck gets up, walks over to the lady and questions, “Can you breathe?”
She shakes her head, “no”.

“Can you speak?” he then questions.
She shakes her head, “no”, again.

With that, he helps her to her feet, lifts up her skirt, and starts to lick her on the butt.

She is so shocked, she coughs up the obstruction and starts to breathe again, with splendid relief.

The first Redneck turns back to his supporter and says with a smile, “Amusing how that Hind Lick Maneuver works every time!”

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